I’m a B*tchy Apple..

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This is what anons say about me. And I respect their opinions. Because I don’t need their opinions. And I’m tired of justifying myself. So if there is just only one sentence that I want they understand, it can be :

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I’m a bitch, I’m bird-shit, I’m mayonnaise, I’m racist, I’m a b*tchy Apple […] I’m all you want, but just BITCH : I - DON’T - CARE :’] ! (YEAH ! I say “Bitch” because I CAN’T…I CAAAAN’T…listen how I FUCKING CAN’T - stay nice all the time.) I’m human and I express myself. I have good and bad qualities, I’m clumsy, I know who I am and I know I’m not what anons think about me.

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And I have better to do than justifying myself with boring anons…

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I’m a b*tchy Apple and I LOVE EAT DEVILISH CHOCOLATE. CHO-CO-LATE. LALALAAATE X’) ♪

…you don’t love chocolate ? I don’t care.

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FUCK ! VOILA ! Damn I really had to post it I'm a bitch if you want I DON'T CARE I fuck the anons x'3 ! Je m'exprime~ I love Bad Apple 8D ♥ mouajajajajah CHOCOLATE POWA crazyyyy xD This is Me ^-^

Anonymous asked:

I love how you always respond with evil Apple gif's 😂

xD Express myself with gifs is more funny !

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And I love especially with Apple because I realize since Spring Unsprung that she’s actually the most Hexpressive character of EAH :’) ! She can be happy, Hexcited, adorable, funny, upset, sadistic, and the best : SO BADASS *__* !!!! (more than Duchess ★_★) I’m totally addicted to her :’P !

Je t'écoute :'3 Ever After High Apple White Je m'exprime~ I love Bad Apple 8D ♥ My gifs The Jokes of the Bitchy Joker

I’m really Really REALLY bored by the Chapter 3 of Ever After High…^^’

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I mean : Through The Woods seemed so Hexcitant in the first episode with the invitation of Ashlynn, but after the episodes that followed were mostly very unnecessary and only served to prolong infinitely Through The Woods..
Personally it bores me. I really lost this hexcitation that I had in the first episode, and I just hope now that it will be ended soon, because I can’t stand more to wait 2 weeks again (or months..) to see little pieces of episodes that show not the necessary but pointless things that we don’t need…

Seriously, I’m the only one who would preferred a long episode like True Hearts Day instead of these little pieces of episodes whhich never ended^^ ?

Ever After High Through The Woods ^3^' olala I'm bored. My gifs Apple White Je m'exprime~ I love Bad Apple 8D ♥

Dexpid is dead… Sparchess - will - die… and…

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…and we can’t do anything… x’(

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…but…WAIT !

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We can do a thing ! - YES ! - …We can avenge these poor ships which can’t probably never exist on the series !

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give them a bit of justice in this unfair world !

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YES !and also a bit of sadism just because it’s too funny èwé !

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…YES, WE CAN DO IT èOé ! …in headcanon way…

Ever After High ships Dexpid Sparchess JUSTICE Veangeance WE CAN DO IT ! Headcanon My gifs Apple White I love Bad Apple 8D ♥ Ok I'm so Badass these times.. even if I'm not more a Dexpid^^ Je m'exprime~ The Jokes of the Bitchy Joker

“Yes Mom, Raven & Dexter are the Cupidona’s Best Friends forever :’) ♥”
“Really ? …Ok, I command for you this pack !”

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…but don’t worry ! …I will be NICE with them ;’) !

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..You see ? I love so much Dexven that I will soon receive the Beautiful pack Date Night ♥ :’] 👍

Ever After High Dexven Date Night Ok I'm so Badass these times.. xD I love Bad Apple 8D ♥ My gifs My dolls Coming Soon MOUAJAJAJAJAH èwé Apple White The Jokes of the Bitchy Joker

♠ Me when I spoke about Dexven :

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♠ Me when I saw a Dexven thing :

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♠ Me when I prepared an idea to ruin a Dexven thing :

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♠ And I loved so much ruin the Dexven things :

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OUPS. …Mouahahahah :

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♠ And when a Dexven fan spoke to me…I didn’t listen to him :

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♥ But you know… the Dexven fans are right !..

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♥ And What Ever After, I approve Dexven :’) !..

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❤ …You know why ;’) ?

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❥ Because : Cupitine is alive !.. in our Dreams, and in our Drawings ^w^ ❤

…PLEASE DON’T KILL ME DEXVEN FANS D’: !!!! …it was a Big big joke éwè ♥

*It was true that I didn’t like Dexven… ONLY - because I was a Dexpid ! … or in fact no, I was never really a Dexpid… the stuffs which made me sad was the Cupidona’s feelings ! … I realized that she has nothing to do with Dexter ! … he is well with Raven ♥
- And I have nothing against Raven, she is the most adorable girl of EAH ♥
(Well after I find that Dexter is a big c*** :’) …but well !
Cupidona deserves someone better for her ! … someone like Valentin ♥3♥ !
So this post aims to encourage people to ship Cupitine :D ! (and the angry Dexpid fans to ship it - and Dexven ^w^’ !)
…This is The Most Romantic ship of them all for me :‘3 ❤

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❥ Credits for Cupitine’s artists :

Rotodisk~

Chiicharron~

Freshplinfa~

Ever After High Dexven Cupitine Ok I'm so Badass these times.. Finally I'm probably agree ^w^ ! totally addicted My gifs Apple White I love Bad Apple 8D ♥ Je m'exprime~ The Jokes of the Bitchy Joker